Ned is Crazy

I love Ned’s Krazy Subs but I’m not a fan of Ned. A few years ago I ordered a sandwich with mustard on it. Ned told me a sandwich should have mayo only and I told him that a sandwich without mustard wasn’t worth eating. I wish I could say that he responded with something like: “Then get the hell out of my parlor and never come back.” But he did not, he added the mustard and cowered into the back. I couldn’t believe someone could get offended by mustard. It turns out that Ned and I aren’t too different...I get upset with Elyse when she puts ketchup or bbq sauce on steak.